2. Barack Obama hasn't smoked a cigarette in over a year.
3. The current season of Two and a Half Men has been cancelled. Only the current season? Dammit.
4. Donna Hay has dropped 3 dress sizes. How do you do that? I want to know. Now.
5. Angelina Jolie has commissioned a London based designer to create a diamond pendant for you-know-who with a teeny weeny "love message" engraved on it. Trying to care. Beats vials of blood soaked petals I s'pose. And YES, I was a member of Team Aniston and NO, I haven't let it go.
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