5 things you didn't need to know

1. Elton John and David Furnish have apparently chosen Lady Gaga to be godparent of their new bebe. WTF.
2. Barack Obama hasn't smoked a cigarette in over a year.
3. The current season of Two and a Half Men has been cancelled.  Only the current season?  Dammit.
4. Donna Hay has dropped 3 dress sizes.  How do you do that?  I want to know.  Now.
5. Angelina Jolie has commissioned a London based designer to create a diamond pendant for you-know-who with a teeny weeny "love message" engraved on it.  Trying to care.  Beats vials of blood soaked petals I s'pose.  And YES, I was a member of Team Aniston and NO, I haven't let it go.

Image from ABC News.