1. Posh is preggers. I hope she has a girl.
2. I can't wait for Oprah, Behind the Scenes to come to Oz.
3. Kate Middleton will make her way to the Abbey by car not horse drawn carriage. It's riveting stuff.
4. A few months ago I thought I should cancel my Vanity Fair subscription when it turned up with Lindsay Lohan on the cover. This month when it arrived with Justin Bieber staring blankly out at me, I did. Come on Graydon, it's Vanity Fair.
5. Princess Mary has had her twins, a la natural, one of each. Of course she has. What I meant to say was, congrats.
I dare you to take in these seven fabulous images of their shoot with German Vogue and not turn a delicate shade of green. Physical challenge.